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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality? One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups."

"Operator: 911 Me: My wife is going into labor, what do I do? O: Relax sir, is this her first born? Me: No, this is her husband."

"So what do you say to an invisible man? Stand Clear."

"There was a huge accident on the freeway today involving two Astro Vans filled with Mexican families... ... Over 100 people were involved in the accident..."

"Do you know why God invented yeast infections? So women could know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too."

"So two reddit mods walk into a bar... ...ya think the second one would have seen it."

"Why did the atoms cross the road? It was time to split."

"What did the SMG dad say to his son? Bizon Joke by: /u/swagmlgprofrags"

"I was walking down the street one day and saw a young black man carrying a bike... And thought to myself ""is that mine?"" Then I remembered no. Mine's at home doing the dishes."

"What sex position makes the ugliest kids ? Ask your parents."