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Joke of the Day
"How do you scare a man Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice"
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"I definitely thought I would have shot the lock off of something by now in my life."
"How did Obama react when he heard Donald Trump won for president? [*removed due to copyright infringement*]"
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"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? The pizza can feed a family of 4."
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"There's a lot of pretty woman at spring because during other seasons you appreciate them with your brain."