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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram"

"*filming the Buick commercial with Matthew McConaughey* ""the leather keeps sticking to my back"" ""for the last time Matt keep ur shirt on"""

"How's a Volvo just like a woman? The pussy is on the inside."

"Annoying couples on social media What is an annoying couple's favorite sport? Bae-sball"

"I said ""your right"" to my husband this morning. He thought I said ""you're right"" but I didn't. So I win."

"Donald Trump should hire the Chinese to build the wall After all, they have experience."

"2 Pacs of Eminems for 50 Cent? Man that's Ludacris"

"Stevie Wonder's housekeepers probably don't do a damn thing all day long."

"Why do Canadians like doggy style so much? So they can both watch the hockey game!"

"Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions."