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Joke of the Day

"How did Obama react when he heard Donald Trump won for president? [*removed due to copyright infringement*]"

"What's the difference between hot blooded manslaughter and cold blooded premeditated murder A few degrees."

"What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan? A spec-tator!"

"Best Boss to Employee Convo Boss: Have you typed the paper I needed yet? Employee: I'm sorry, I don't know how to type paper. Boss: I'll help you, but the paper might be pink."

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you judge them, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes."

"What does a Duggar girl and the Unabomber have in common? They have both been fingered by their brother."

"What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like? Little seizures."

"What does Batman get in his drink? Just ice"

"Tangled earbuds are the new rubik's cube."

"ACCOUNTANT: *taking a look at my books* These are just winky-face emojis. ME: Yep. ACCOUNTANT: I think I know why your business is failing."