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Joke of the Day

"what does a man with a 9"" cock eat for breakfast? this morning, I ate some toast, cereal, coffee, bacon & eggs, hash browns..."

"Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit? Because thyme heals all wounds. :D"

"The local barber was arrested for selling drugs I think it's completely insane! I've been his customer for years and I had no clue he was a barber."

"Hutterite Jokes How did the Hutterite man find his daughter in the woods? Quite satisfying What do you call the sweat between two hutterites having sex? relative humidity"

"I'm offering a $1,000 reward to anyone who brings me $1,000 and two tacos."

"If you ask your hair dresser for the Zooey Deschanel... You're really just getting more bang for your buck."

"People who ignore your texts are probably just busy looking at pictures of you. Keep trying. It's not weird"

"My ex-wife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! Ya see its funny because marriage is terrible."

"If I was in the military, I would be a sniper. That way I can lie down a lot."

"Rat and a Mouse Q:What's the difference between a mouse and a rat? A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound"