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Joke of the Day
"A neutron walks into a bar... The bartender hands him a drink and says, 'For you, no charge!'"
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"Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road."
"Even though I know its wrong. I don't know whats right... Damn math problems!"
"Tofu is really overrated It's just a curd to me."
"Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist? A park bench can support a family of four."
"I was talking to this guy at the gym about push-ups. ""How many reps would you usually do?"" he asked. ""A million,"" I rep lied."
"A sober Irishman arrives goes home after work... That's it."
"How do you make a tissue dance? you put a little boogie in it"
"What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."
"Bought the 'Sounds of the Rainforest' cd, not as relaxing as I hoped. The 1st half was birds chirping, rest was chainsaws and bulldozers"