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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? The pizza can feed a family of 4."
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"If I've learnt anything from Zombie movies it's that people meat is pretty damn stringy."
"Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue."
"I used to buy second hand ballet equipment from ebay I still do but I used tutu."
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