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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? The pizza can feed a family of 4."

"Mohammad is a great name for a businessman It's all about the prophet."

"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1"

"So two cannibals are sitting in a forest, and one of them says to the other, ""Gee, I really hate my step-mom."" The other one replies ""Well why don't you try the potatoes?"""

"DOCTOR: a new study says the meds ur on cause hallucinations ME: oh LARGE MENACING CACTUS THAT FOLLOWS ME EVERYWHERE: was it peer reviewed?"

"What did the Jewish baby say to the Rabbi? Keep the tip."

"[2021] One smoker left in the world. The Quit Smoking ads get personal. HEY KEVIN, STOP SMOKING. YOU STINK. YOUR WIFE SAYS YOU NEED VIAGRA."

"GEEK BOOTY CALL... CHARISMA Looks like somebody rolled a 20 on their Charisma check!"

"I have an irrational fear of elevators I always feel like they are going to let me down someday."

"Want to hear a good pee joke? Well urine luck."