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Joke of the Day
"Today my brother got pinkeye... My day went pretty well, but in his eyes it was pretty shitty."
Next Joke
"It's ok to eat meat on Fridays during lent! As long as you burn the hell out of it..."
"As a kid, I put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy. Snowballs was a good cat..."
"ancestry dot com told me my ancestors were ""A Shit Ton of Sketchy Raccoons"". bullshit. i didnt pay 50 bucks for something i already knew"
"I finally lost my virginity Congrats, bro, sit down and tell me about it. Can't sit yet."
"LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players Love means nothing to them"
"My therapist keeps saying that I should really stop talking to inanimate objects.....but he's a lamp...what does he know...."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None."
"If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes."
"My neighbors are gay I guess you could say I'm by sexuals"