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Joke of the Day
"If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes."
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"Why are most Muslims broke all the time? They never understood the concept of piggy banks."
"What's good on pie, but not on pussy? Crust."
"There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"
"what do you call a pissed off group of door handles? An angry knob"
"Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road? He was choking the chicken."
"""Finish your peas. Kids in China are starving"" ""Finish your math. Kids in America are cheating off the Asian kids"""
"What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot? let me be your *soil*mate"
"[in hospital] -dude what happened? ""I got hit by a bu- [a bus taps on the window, does neck slice motion] -I mean I fell down the stairs"""
"Funny Conversation that actually happened to me Me: Hey Dray is that a new watch? Dray: Yeah man Me: Smooth, what kind of watch is it? Dray: Guess Me: Just tell me, I don't know my watches very well."