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Joke of the Day
"My neighbors are gay I guess you could say I'm by sexuals"
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"""Well, I guess I'll stagger around, speak gibberish, & touch all the shit I'm not supposed to while you get irritated."" Drunks & toddlers."
"What's the first thing you install on a new computer? The operating system"
"What's blue and smells like red paint? Just guess. BLUE PAINT."
"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goesintight."
"my great grandmother got me a ps4 for christmas my so-so grandmother got me socks"
"I saw a sign at a drug rehab center It said ""Keep off the grass"""
"I'm glad I was diagnosed with OCD because now I have an even 100 problems."
"It's cute how the news wants me to stick around until 11 for the forecast. As if I didn't have 17 other ways to get that info in seconds."
"she left me for good. what am i suposed to do now? ""...there ar plenty of fish in the sea"" OK DUDE FOR THE LAST TIME IM NOT GONA DATE A FISH"