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Joke of the Day

"As a kid, I put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy. Snowballs was a good cat..."

"Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth."

"Mexicans and Muslims have a lot in common now... If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

"I asked my Dad, ""Dad, what did you want to do when you were my age?"" ""Your mom's sister."""

"Before I workout, I like to warm up with 10 sets of selfie's."

"A friend of mine told me all my clothes were gay... ""Keep your voice down!"" I yelled, ""some of them are still in the closet."""

"I saw an Apple store get robbed. I was an iWitness"

"I think my penis is sick!!! I was playing with him this morning and he threw-up in my hand."

"What is an Irish 7 course meal? A six pack and a potato"

"What do you call the Italian slums? The spaghettos."