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Joke of the Day
"It's ok to eat meat on Fridays during lent! As long as you burn the hell out of it..."
Next Joke
"Y'know, I used to be quite indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."
"What do you call a dragon that eats 100 Viagra and washes it down with gasoline? Burnt dick"
"Not all that glitters is gold. Take, for instance, glitter."
"After a shortcut through the ghetto, I see what the hood rats like to drive... Housing prices down."
"Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing? A. She was run over by the zambonis machine."
"""What an ugly baby,"" I said, much more audibly than intended."
"What do you call a rare Egyptian King? King Nottocommon"
"The man who invented anagrams has died. May he erect a penis."
"Today seems like the perfect day to make important life altering decisions! - Me, when I've gone two days without sleep"