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Joke of the Day
"It's ok to eat meat on Fridays during lent! As long as you burn the hell out of it..."
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"A sign in the Zoo: Please, do no throw bananas in the dolphins' pool! 1. The dolphins do not eat bananas. 2. By now 3 monkeys have drowned. Thanks for understanding."
"A man goes into the doctor, and says ""I broke my arm in three places."" And the doctor says, ""Well then don't go to those places anymore."""
"How do they make bras for octopi? With suction cups."
"A man walks into a library and says... ...""I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."""
"Whats the sickest piece of art? Pneumonia Lisa"
"My girlfriend used to do flashy shows on a chair for me. It was electrical."
"Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions"
"What do you call a group of Indians? A Paki"
"I walked into the Urgent Care bathroom and read a sign that said ""Nothing other than Toilet Paper in the Toilet"" So I Shit on the floor and flushed the toilet paper."