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Joke of the Day
"I finally lost my virginity Congrats, bro, sit down and tell me about it. Can't sit yet."
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"My pet name for my manhood, for obvious reasons, is Whitesnake...You know, cuz... ""Here I go again on my own""."
"""fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u. fool me once, shame on u"" - a goldfish :("
"The US Presidential choice is now all about choosing between .... .....the one who was weak with E-mails and the one who was weak with Fe-males....!!! GOD BLESS AMERICA "
"I like my men like I like my coffee-- silent."
"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate."
"get the butter out hillary is toast!"
"What do you call a horny Catholic? A firm believer."
"What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ? Bronto-snore-us !"
"eating red meat increases your chances of dying by 13%. i now have a 113% chance of dying."