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Joke of the Day
"I finally lost my virginity Congrats, bro, sit down and tell me about it. Can't sit yet."
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"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAAAAN!!!"
"Illiterates won't understand this joke."
"Why can't we edit tweets? Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say ""RT if you hate puppies and babies."""
"Where do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."
"A door walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The door responds, ""I'm off my hinges."""
"What did the milk say after it got beat? ...It's butter this way"
"*joins Buddhist monastery* *withstands 21 years of brutal kung-fu training* So, vending machine that didn't drop my funyuns. We meet again."
"Why did Snow White go to bed? She was feeling Sleepy."