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Joke of the Day
"LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players Love means nothing to them"
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"what's invisible and smells like carrots? rabbit farts"
"If you don't get the joke look it up. Your mother was a hamster and your smelt of elderberries!"
"[spider's junk email folder] -TURN YOUR WEBS INTO $$$$ -HOT SPIDERS ON YOUR CEILING WANT TO MEET YOU -TRY THE ULTIMATE 8 LEG DIET TODAY"
"Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been"
"My girlfriend is in the hospital after she ate a giant bacon cheese burger. It was mine."
"The first Annie was a ginger top. Now we have a black Annie. What's next? A young feminist orphan Annie?"
"X: I hate when the cat just stands like that, frozen. Why does he do that? Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much."
"Why do SJWs hate dentists? Because they want to make teeth straight and white."
"Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!"