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Joke of the Day

"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None."

"Knock, knock Who's there? Wu Wu who? I wouldn't get too excited sir, I'm here to impound your car."

"Toilet humour isn't funny It's just crap."

"So what's Robin Hood up to these days? He changed his name to 'Bernie Sanders' and is now running for president."

"Did you hear that Tropicana funded the Nazi campaign? They made Jews from concentrate."

"My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus? A platybus!"

"What comes after 69? Mouthwash. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I thought it was funny."

"Did you hear about that really successful scarecrow? He is well known for being outstanding in his field."

"What's the name of that movie about the war horse? War Biscuit"

"What did Obama say when he proposed to Michelle? I don't wanna be Obama self"