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Joke of the Day
"What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was? Blue, you racists"
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"The child in me says ""Eat candy for breakfast!"" but the adult in me says ""You're an adult! You can do whatever the fuck you want! Do it!"""
"How are women and tornadoes alike? They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."
"the library A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick I just get so tired of calling him David"
"Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, ""It smells fishy around here."""
"Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans."
"Whenever someone says they have ""a thing"" for me, I secretly hope it's a pony."
"What do a dildo and tofu have in common? They are both meat substitutes."
"What do you call a pokemon that's part train? A Pikachoochoo."