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Joke of the Day

"Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, ""It smells fishy around here."""

"I tried to buy the father from the Addams Family from a young starlet. She told me she was Sellin'a Gomez"

"Hurricane Malt Liquor: Because the power shouldn't be the only thing experiencing a blackout this weekend."

"Emoji: because sometimes a chicken, the Spanish flag, and a lesbian couple is the only way to express how you really feel."

"I guess you could say the situation in Gaza... Israeli bad. YEAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! i'll show myself out."

"Charlie couldn't believe he was being allowed into the Chocolate Factory... ...his girlfriend had been dead against it for years!"

"What did the woman do that found gold in her vagina? She mined her own business."

"Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower? Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion"

"Windows 9 Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."

"forever alone Having alcohol by yourself at home is considered a problem, but social drinking is acceptable. So now, whenever I open a crate of White Lightning, I always log on to Facebook."