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Joke of the Day

"the library A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

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"[coworker starts talking to me at my cubicle] Welp, nice chatting. This is my stop. [puts in earbuds]"