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Joke of the Day

"How are women and tornadoes alike? They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"My friend wrote a crossover of Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider It was good, General Lee speaking."

"How many virgins does take to change a lightbulb? Obviously more than 72, or all those suicide bomber would have seen the light."

"Last night I slept for 8 hours straight, and then for 2 hours gay."

"Girl are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I wanna throw a child in you"

"My wife and I switched positions to make our night more exciting last night... so she sat on the couch and I washed dishes."

"Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic when they know who you are."

"My aunt used to say ""slow and steady wins the race"" she died in a fire"

"How often do you use algebra? Equationally."