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Joke of the Day
"What do a dildo and tofu have in common? They are both meat substitutes."
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"What's a dank memer's favorite letter? 'A' lmao"
"What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention."
"Says she: ""Say something soft and sweet"" Says he: ""Marshmallow."""
"Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving? Because he never left the pub."
"Why do women only use putters while playing golf? Because women can't drive."
"Why did Jesus quit playing hockey? He kept getting nailed to the boards."
"Worrying does you no good. Or does it? What if it does? Can anyone confirm this? Maybe email me in case I have bad reception?!"
"What's long, black, and smelly? The unemployment line"
"I gave away all of my dead batteries Free of charge."