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Joke of the Day

"What do a dildo and tofu have in common? They are both meat substitutes."

"Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time, too."

"HERE'S A KID WITH NO ARMS AND NO LEGS AND HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD AND YOU'LL DIE SOON TOO, BUY THINGS. - Super Bowl Commercials in a nut shell"

"Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot."

"What's the biggest crime committed by transvestites? Male Fraud!"

"What is the best Vitamin for friendship? B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency."

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window"

"If Batman and Catwoman had a kid it would be called Batcat; or the more unfortunate ManWoman."

"Did you hear about a vampire that joined the Nazi party? He was nazi in the mirror as well."

"How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves? He fell off the palm tree"