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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pokemon that's part train? A Pikachoochoo."

"How did the mathematician treat his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil."

"I got this ""breathe"" tattoo because I don't have a central nervous system and it's a helpful reminder."

"Why did yo girl cross the road? (Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he saw some chicks."

"Bill Gates is so rich... he hired cancer to kill Steve Jobs."

"There are three type of people in this world. People that can count, and people that can't."

"There is no 'I' in narcissism. OK, there are a couple but there certainly isn't enough of them."

"My wife is so educated She has a PhD in yelling sciences."

"Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible? It was out of tuna..."

"Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer? Because he can't take a shot to the head."