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Joke of the Day
"My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick I just get so tired of calling him David"
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"Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!"
"Why is dyslexia so bad? It looks like daily sex to me."
"What do you call a sheep taking Ambien? Shleepy!"
"My question is: how did she manage to forget the result?"
"Chihuahuas are a lot like farts... ...only their owners can stand them."
"Lesbians should not be allowed to buy dildos, they made their choice!!"
"""Matt, you just need to date the type of person that will always be there for you!"" [tries to date pizza] [gets friend calzoned]"
"I'm a chick magnet I repel."
"This man's dad was an atheist. Told me he was a god damned mother fucker."