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Joke of the Day
"Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans."
Next Joke
"And then whiskey said ""tweet that, it's hilarious"". But whiskey was wrong. So very wrong."
"What's the most interesting thing that students learn while studying Meiosis? Sex Cells."
"Just got a Life Alert bracelet. Now, if I get a life, I'll immediately be alerted..."
"Apparently when your wife says ""let's make a baby,"" she doesn't mean assemble an infant from clay and chant The Old Words inside a pentagram"
"Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather rinse repeat!"
"""I am John Lennon"" - the Walrus"
"You know what they say about guys with small hands... They draw small crowds."
"What an upset manly clock with boobs says to another manly clock with boobs who doesn't arrives in time for their homossexual dating? You man nipple lated me"
"How loud is John Cena? #xDb"