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Joke of the Day

"Why do they make Raisin Bran commercials? For raisin bran awareness."

"What did the super-fan sheep say to Obama? You Bahhhhhh-Rock!"

"Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from? Me"

"How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid."

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field."

"What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea"

"Mr. Penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him habitually!"

"My friend saw the son of god at a brothel yesterday... Or as he called it, the third coming of Jesus."

"2 Dragons walk into a bar.. 2 Dragons walk into a bar; ""its hot in here"" one of them says, the other says ""shut your mouth!""."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until its bill withers."