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Joke of the Day

"Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from? Me"

"[Being murdered] (with every stab, i move my body so that the murderer strikes acupuncture points which, to his dismay, makes me feel great)"

"Redditors don't like this [Deleted]"

"A Jew with a boner runs into a wall He breaks his nose"

"Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models? Nobody, he had no one to look up to."

"Did you hear about the fat chick I fucked on the elevator? It was wrong on so many levels."

"Which Nordic country should you never be a part of? Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over."

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your coconuts, this ain't gonna be your average blowjob. As told to me by a passing homeless man yesterday..."

"They said to get in touch with my feminine side. So I did, and my next paycheck was 22% less."

"[end credits roll] ""I did not see that coming"" ""Dude that was titanic"""