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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my ""I like my coffee"" jokes Not made by me."
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"You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, ""concentrate""."
"Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar."
"Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit? To the morgue."
"A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing... Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today"
"My girlfriend from high school called today. She's stoked about getting her driver's license."
"13 blackberries and 5 iPads walk into a bar... They leave hammered"
"George W Bush looked exactly like a chimpanzee, and Michelle Obama has the face of a gorilla... The White House should be the name of the monkey exhibit at the Washington DC Zoo!"
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."
"""No. Delete it."" -Mona Lisa"