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Joke of the Day

"2 Dragons walk into a bar.. 2 Dragons walk into a bar; ""its hot in here"" one of them says, the other says ""shut your mouth!""."

"I got a pay rise in my job. At the end of the day, I went to the pub and bought a drink for everyone there. I like to be generous, even if they did feel a bit weird sharing the same pint."

"Big GTA 5 bug A cop killed my white character in GTA 5. Anyone else experiencing this bug?"

"How much money do terrible movies make? Ridley Scott. Thank you."

"What do you call people who use the ""pull out"" method for contraception? Parents."

"My New Year's Resolution is to lose 10 pounds Only 13 more to go"

"Do you guys want to hear about my Friday night? I had quite an experience at home by myself. At one point I even picked my coat up from the floor. It was off the hook."

"My coworker said he enjoyed his recent trip to Port-au-Prince. I guess you could say he has a love/Haiti relationship."

"Never make plans with an executioner. They always leave you hanging. Or cut your head off or something like that"

"Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS? He was in Peake condition."