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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until its bill withers."
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"I needed some white noise yesterday to go to sleep. So i recorded myself saying ""All lives matter"" and played it on repeat until i fell asleep."
"What has 60 feet and 5 teeth? The front row of a Trump rally."
"how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sikhs"
"When your iPod stops working, it floats. Because it doesn't sync."
"Premature ejaculators are like Christians They are all waiting for resurrection and second coming."
"Odd numbers I can't even..."
"The Vatican just deleted all the Pope's tweets. Because NO ONE denies reality like the Catholic Church."
"How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but you need three light bulbs."
"When you're in trouble at work, be frank... That way, when the boss finds out, Frank gets the blame."