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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until its bill withers."
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"How is the Torah like Kidz Bop? It's for yids, by yids!"
"Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don't work."
"You're IQ's lower than your shoe size."
"How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn? None. They pay me to do it."
"What's big, thick, hairy, and makes babies? Your mom."
"wish I never spent that $20 my grandma gave me when I was 12, I could really use it right now"