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Joke of the Day
"What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea"
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"I had a really good joke... but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime"
"My mom went to go buy a Christmas tree from the store The man behind the counter said ""are you going to put it up yourself?"" Mom says ""no thats terrible, im going to put it in the family room"""
"How to keep a girl: buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt buy her pizza touch her butt"
"I lost my dictionary today. I can't find the words to express my dissapointment."
"I think Rachel Dolezal is misunderstood. . . It turns out she's bi-Rachel."
"White woman has a baby with a black guy.... And she becomes a single mom."
"Guys, is it okay that I kinda hate the obsequious rhetorical questions people ask when they want to sound like a wry, world-weary populist?"
"[i sweetly pet a wild baby deer in my lap] aww this is so boring"
"What kind of STD does a bird get? Chirpies. :-)"