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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field."
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"What killed the Imgur front page? The Grim Reappost"
"What do you call a man that states the obvious? A man that states the obvious"
"What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb? Did you make that Fermi?"
"To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job. Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner."
"Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog"
"There were many docks along the seashore, but one of them couldn't handle itself and collapsed. Why? Pier pressure!"
"One time I shot a gun... And the gun died!"
"What country has 6 faces, and 8 points? Cuba"
"am i supposed to have a separate mouth with which to kiss my mother please advise"