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Joke of the Day
"What did the super-fan sheep say to Obama? You Bahhhhhh-Rock!"
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"*smudges lipstick* *smears eyeliner* *gets mascara on earlobe* *never tries make-up sex again*"
"How do we know God is not a woman? Because the Earth is not a sandwich!"
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks."
"The barber in my neighborhood just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer of his for 4 years, and I never knew he was a barber."
"""Elementary Logic"" (revised edition), by one of the most influential analytic philosophers from Ohio brought to you by: Philosophy of Science subreddit"
"How do you call two guys on a motocycle? Fucking morons; they could have stolen two motocycles!"
"Why would someone name a dog ""pistachio""? Because they're nuts"
"When my friends say I'm too rational, I tell them to go 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 themselves."
"Michael Cera pretending to read the nutritional facts when his dad catches him struggling to open a jar of pickles"