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Joke of the Day
"How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid."
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"50/50 What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."
"The comments are funnier than the jokes... ..."
"When used as directed, Axe Body Spray makes a good substitute for tear gas."
"-Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes. -He has sex with fish? -He's dead. -I'm not surprised. Having sex with fish doesn't sound very safe."
"Just once, wouldn't it be good to hear an athlete thank Natural Selection for his team's victory?"
"Why can't leopards hide? Because they are always spotted!"
"Whats the difference between acne and the pope? Acne doesn't come on your face till about thirteen."
"a squirrel buries a nut in my backyard. I think im going to dig it up & replace it with a grilled cheese sandwich, blow its freaking mind!"
"Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff"