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Joke of the Day
"What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog."
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"""Honey, the baby sure is fussy. Why don't we go see a movie after we goto a nice, quiet restaurant?"""
"Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood. Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I'll take it."
"I was fired my first day on the job as a food vendor at the ballpark. A man ordered a corn dog from me. He was not pleased when I returned from the pet store 20 minutes later with his new husky."
"I wrote ""Clarence sale"" instead of ""clearance sale"" and now there are angry old ladies here looking for a husband."
"What is better than a rose on a guitarist? Tulips on my pianist."
"What is cheese's favorite music genre? R and Brie"
"How do moms from West Virginia know when their daughters start their period? Their son's dick starts tasting like blood"
"Top 4 Adult Jokes Year 2008"
"Can you imagine how fast those clowns who make balloon animals can roll a joint."