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Joke of the Day

"I wrote ""Clarence sale"" instead of ""clearance sale"" and now there are angry old ladies here looking for a husband."

"why are black people fast? all the slow ones are in jail"

"two bears walk into a bar no one survived."

"How does a French person sneeze? Adieu!"

"I was riding my Vespa and nearly got hit by a Prius, that would have gone down in history as the gayest wreck EVER."

"a seal walks into a club eh"

"What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping? Landscaping is an outside job."

"What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11? ""Nin, ten, *Doh*"" ....I'll leave now."

"How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad? [deleted]"

"I start a lot of conversations with ""goodbye"" in hopes that I trick people into thinking we already talked."