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Joke of the Day

"How do moms from West Virginia know when their daughters start their period? Their son's dick starts tasting like blood"

"Just when you think 2016 has finished killing celebrities... WHAM (George Michael)"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer."

"I couldn't figure out how the hammer and nails worked... So I just said ""Screw it."""

"What did the saxophone teacher say to his student? You have learned well young brasshopper."

"Morse code is like taking a shower with black guys and asian Long short long long long short long short short"

"""Penguins mate for life. Isn't that romantic?"" You open your mouth to answer but I spit my chewed up cake into it. ""You're my penguin."""

"What does a woman trucker and a hockey team have in common? They both shower after 3 periods!"

"Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!"

"Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: ""Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"""