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Joke of the Day
"Top 4 Adult Jokes Year 2008"
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"How do you make exotic matter? By taking a shit in a rainforest!"
"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"
"Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke? Cause he just got it!"
"""Lifehack"" is now just synonymous with ""action."" ""A great lifehack for becoming a doctor is going to medical school!"""
"Waiter I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?"
"Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves."
"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do people with one leg work? IHOP."
"God: I need an Ark built. *Jesus lowers sunglasses* Jesus: I Noah guy."
"Why did the cow sign up for TSA precheck? Butterflies"