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Joke of the Day

"What is cheese's favorite music genre? R and Brie"

"Did you hear about the cactus that went to the party? He spiked the drinks."

"[speaking at funeral] Deceased's brother: there's no words to describe the anguish we all feel right now Me: what about 'anguish'?"

"What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face."

"WHAT IS THE BEST POSITION TO HAVE UGLY BABIES? I DON'T KNOW. ASK YOUR MOM."

"A Muslim, an Illegal Immigrant, and a Marxist walk into a bar... And the bartender asks, ""What'll ya have, Mr. President?"""

"Trump is President. Yes, President Trump."

"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because their sheep can hear zippers."

"Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"

"Bjork is my favourite singer-songwriter/IKEA side table."