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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat that after sex she smokes a whole pig."
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"What does the first lady say after bad sex? Thanks Obama."
"A Girl once asked me how I view Lesbian relationships... I told her ""In HD"". Apparently that was not the right answer"
"What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters? Fire."
"What did Tupac say when his best friend died? No Biggie."
"How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger? His mom is Thai and his dad is......."
"How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car? He didn't"
"There's 3 types of people in this world People who can count and people who can't count"
"Why doesn't George R.R. Martin have Twitter? Because he would just kill off all 140 characters."
"Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate? To lay off his campaign staff."