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Joke of the Day
"What did Tupac say when his best friend died? No Biggie."
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"I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned."
"Checking Your Phone To See What Time It Is... And Then Checking It Again Because The First Time You Wernt Paying Attention! Awkward."
"I submitted 10 puns to a joke contest to see if any would win. No pun in ten did."
"[Pickup Line] Do you hold up the KDE desktop environment? Because you're a QT!"
"*Alcohol kills germs. *Vodka is alcohol. *Flu is germs. *Vodka kills the flu. *You're welcome!"
"How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon."
"Family Fight My neighbours' family had a huge fight yesterday. Allegedly it started when their son introduced his girlfriend and granny responded: See what happens when you don't pray?'"
"The Kool-Aid Man is a classy actor... even while crashing parties on TV, he never broke the 4th wall."
"First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!"