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Joke of the Day
"How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car? He didn't"
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"How does a American mom know her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son's cock"
"New theory: It's Raining Men and Let The Bodies Hit The Floor are both accounts of the same event but from wildly different perspectives."
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"Money doesn't grow on trees unless you are a pot dealer"
"My dad told what the capital of Greece actually is. It's Fathens."
"Snow White: Someday my prince will come Prince Charming: I swear this has never happened before"
"Who takes the best selfies in LA? I need someone good to do mine."
"What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !"
"For Earth Day, turn on your air conditioner and open your doors and windows. If we all work together, we can totally cool this planet."