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Joke of the Day
"There's 3 types of people in this world People who can count and people who can't count"
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"Fun Octopus Facts When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his dick and throws it at the female, so she can inseminate herself. He then grows a new dick. What a legend. ""Here, go fuck yourself."""
"I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math."
"The phone cops got a new case. It fit snuggly."
"I shaved my legs and now my socks keep falling down. Life is hard."
"My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me. At least that's one thing she has in common with my wife."
"I was watching some porn with a plot the other day It was pretty Fucking stupid"
"Why did God have no sense of humor when putting the planets in order? because he didn't want to put Uranus at the end of the solar system"
"I sure hope they're wrong about 2012. I'd hate to think I wasted the last couple years of my life on here with you guys."
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary, those who don't, and.. those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke."