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Joke of the Day

"I'm beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on your bus do not go round & round."

"I wish I hadn't bought so much Encyclopedia Britannica stock in 1999."

"I told my parents that I wanted to be a comedian for a living and they laughed at me I guess I'm off to a good start"

"Before being born, I wish I would have been able to select the difficulty level of my life."

"My best friend kept bragging about his expensive yacht Had to tell him to stop showboating."

"Immigrants... David Cameron has said that hes going to put a cap on immigrants entering the country. I think its terrible, they should be able to wear what they want."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"*watches you carefully arrange the piles of paperwork on your desk *waits for you to finish *sets fan to ""oscillate"""

"Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. and dont ask y."

"God, grant me serenity to accept that people are ignorant, courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile & wisdom to realize murder is illegal."