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Joke of the Day
"Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate? To lay off his campaign staff."
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"Four out of five people enjoy gang rape you sick bastard"
"My wife said she wants to rescue a cat so I threw it in the pool."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in panic like everyone else in the car."
"I bet Matt McConaughey isnt aware he's in movies. His agent drops him off & hes like ""Ha-Allright..this is my life now? Cool camera broski!"""
"Why don't cannibals eat pantomimes? Because a mime is a terrible thing to baste."
"Two mods are standing in a field [deleted]"
"The generation of today are so allergic to everything, future wars will be fought by throwing bags of peanuts and cat hair at each other."
"What do you do if can't change a lightbulb? Ya know what? Just screw it."
"What did the monitor say when it got punched? ""Ouch, that Hertz!"""