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Joke of the Day
"What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters? Fire."
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"Spoiler Alert I just watched Fast and Furious the other day, and I just couldn't get into it because there were too many spoilers."
"Where do Orcish cows go to hang out? *Moooooooo*rdor."
"If asked 'Whats up?' respond 'An animated film about the journey of a boy & an old man' then wink & fly away carried by hundreds of balloons"
"Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear? Because Chernobyl fall off."
"Why was the homeless man unsuccessful at stand-up comedy? Because his jokes were always in poor taste .."
"What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks!"
"What secret society do strippers work for? The Illuminaughty."
"I believe: - I can fly. - Children are the future. - Knowledge is power. - I will use my powers to defeat the future children."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."