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Joke of the Day
"What does the first lady say after bad sex? Thanks Obama."
Next Joke
"Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way."
"What did the elephant say that was pulled out of a mud pit by the balls? Thank you Mrs. Ball, thank you Mr. Ball. It should be assumed I saw myself out."
"Sure, I can teach you about fractions, kid. Just remember this: There is a very fine line between the numerator and the denominator."
"Guardsman: ""Lady Pao, the Reddit peasants are revolting!"" Lady Pao: ""Yes I agree, they're disgusting. Do you have a point?"""
"Someone called me lazy today, I almost replied"
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day Teach a man to fish, and pretty soon the fisheries will be collapsing."
"Oh shit, my computer uses U.S. English. I wanted to 'save' the document but accidentally blew it up."
"What sex position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."
"Hinder: an app that locates available singles nearby who will stall your life in some significant way"