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Joke of the Day

"Bing is a fast search engine because you're the only person using it."

"How do you scare a snowman? You get a hairdryer!"

"When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone."

"We should rename Reddit to Redpost. Because everything is a repost."

"We got a new whiteboard at the office today... It's remarkable!"

"""French court stops child from being named Nutella"" They've stopped a silly name before it can spread."

"I want to tattoo ""platform 9 and 3/4"" over my ass 'cause you wouldn't think you'd get in there but you can Edit:words"

"Why is Jesus Christ gay? Because he was nailed by guys."

"What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common? You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running"

"friend: Try this me[takes drink] It's wine friend: Did you detect a hint of anything? me:Alcohol friend: But what did it taste like? me:Wine"