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Joke of the Day
"We got a new whiteboard at the office today... It's remarkable!"
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"The fact Michael Jackson had to ask Annie if she was OK nearly 100 times in four minutes makes me think she probably wasn't OK."
"What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common? They're both Catholics."
"Jokes about white sugar are rare... but brown sugar, Demerara."
"The only reason I've been going out with this guy all summer is because I have no idea how to operate my gas grill."
"What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !"
"Why do women shit?"
"[deathbed] Son....come closer ""Yes dad?"" We need a new man of the house ""I'd-"" *presses fake mustache into his hands* Give this to your sister"
"I took my girlfriend to a baseball game. I kissed her between every strike.... and she kissed me between the balls."
"Do you, Charles Manson, take this woman who is clearly more insane than you to be your lawful wedded wife?"