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Joke of the Day
"Why is Jesus Christ gay? Because he was nailed by guys."
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"85% of the time I spend in a bathroom stall is spent waiting for the other person in the bathroom to leave."
"I used to watch TV, read the paper, and listen to the radio. Now I watch the internet, read the internet, and listen to the internet."
"What did the ill kitty say to the playful puppy? ""Not right meow, I have a headache."""
"A man walks into a bar He suffered a minor concussion."
"I want my children to have all the things I never had so then I can move in with them."
"Q: What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A: A dental rental."
"what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? nsfw an erection"
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"A tourist tried to visit a nudist beach only to discover it was blocked off. He asked the local lisping lifeguard of the beach, ""You open?"" The lifeguard responded, ""Sorry, we're clothed."""