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Joke of the Day

"""French court stops child from being named Nutella"" They've stopped a silly name before it can spread."

"My midwife just sat me down and gently broke the news that I am simply plump and she has no reason to be here."

"What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book? He Reddit."

"What does a black lawyer deliver in court? Nigga' pleas"

"I went to handshake someone and he basically just gripped my thumb and I'm never going to be popular"

"I don't know why China wants to continue the One China policy... I mean, the One Child policy didn't turn out too well."

"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"Someone's written an album about thermometers... I've heard it's been nominated for a Mercury Prize."

"Small mirror that attaches to head of a phone so you can peripherally experience real life while you're live tweeting it."

"Why did Hitler lose the war? Because his tanks wouldn't stop Stallin'."