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Joke of the Day
"How do you scare a snowman? You get a hairdryer!"
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"Doing word problems as a kid as helped me in adulthood. ""Dan doesn't have enough money for his bills, how long before he is homeless?"""
"I hate people who say 'age is just a number'... Age is clearly a word."
"Why is a fencing sword more likely to commit sexual assault because its a bit rapier."
"ME: it's horrible. I would wish it on my worst enemy GUY: you mean *wouldn't* ME: hahahahahaha you're sweet"
"Unlike your boyfriend, cheesecake will never leave you or your hips."
"""Happy Monday,"" said the Facebook status of the girl with no grasp of reality."
"Why do women only use putters while playing golf? Because women can't drive."
"How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? Knock on the door."
"How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? One"